The Armory Show 2006 catalogue



On the cover, I like the beautiful teeth.
On page 1, I like the ring.
On page 2, I like the nail polish.
On page 3, I like the volleyball net.
On page 4, I don't like the wrinkles.
On page 5, I like the spray paint.
On page 6, I like the thick spray paint.
On page 7, I don't like the pillow.
On page 8, I don't like the sunglasses.
On page 9, the horns frighten me.
On page 10, the flowers make me feel better.
On page 11, I like her bikini line.
On page 12, I'm tired of spray paint.
On page 13, I don't like his eye shadow.
On page 14, I like her dental work.
On page 15, I like the dates and numbers.
On page 16, I still like her dental work.
On page 17, there is too much to read.
On page 18, I like her tan.
On page 19, I like the crab and pear salad.
On page 20-21, there is too much to read.
On page 22, I don't like downward curves.
On page 23, I like the sponsor.
On page 24, I love the logos.
On page 25, I still like the nail polish.
On page 26, I still like the bikini line.
On page 27, I like the blue wall and the nail polish.
On page 28, I don't like the unmanicured nails.
On page 29 and 30, I like the lists.
On page 31, I don't like her glasses.
On page 32, I like the curtains.
On page 33, I like the flowery t-shirt.
On page 34, I don't like the furniture.
On page 35, I like his hairstyle.
On page 36, I like the wallpaper.
On page 37, I like the clown make-up.
On page 38, I like the bug.
On page 39, I like her hairdo.
On page 40, I like the snow.
On page 41, I don't like her teeth.
On page 42, I don't like the silverware.
On page 43, I don't like the colors.
On page 44, I like the artificial tan.
On page 45, I like the cowboy boots.
On page 46, I like the TV.
On page 47, I don't like the countryside.
On page 48, I like the forbidden secrets of sex.
On page 49, I don't really like the hamburger.
On page 50, I don't like the patina.
On page 51, I like the palm tree silhouettes.
On page 52, I like the rainbow colors.
On page 53, I like the boy but not the bugs.
On page 54, I like the white wall.
On page 55, I like the blue sky.
On page 56, I like the butterfly.
On page 57, I like the Coca Cola and FedEx logos.
On page 58, I don't like the Venetian blinds.
On page 59, I don't like the big ears.
On page 60, I like the two turtles.
On page 61, I don't like the white lace.
On page 62, I only looked at her earrings.
On page 63, I like Ludovica and Massimo.
On page 64, I don't like the armchairs.
On page 65, I don't like red and yellow together.
On page 66, I like the blue sky.
On page 67, I don't like the neon light.
On page 68, I like the blue stars.
On page 69, I like the blue sky.
On page 70, I don't like the wounds.
On page 71, I don't like the black cube.
On page 72, I like the sunset and the circus shoes.
On page 73, I like the skyscrapers.
On page 74, I don't like the dead trees.
On page 75, I don't like the Venetian mask.
On page 76, I like the jeans.
On page 77, I like the Ford.
On page 78, I like the dots and squares.
On page 79, I like Allen.
On page 80, I don't like the tank.
On page 81, I like the feathers.
On page 82, I like the stone pavement.
On page 83, I don't like the salt.
On page 84, I don't like the carpet.
On page 85, I don't like the cape.
On page 86, I don't like the purple mirror.
On page 87, I like the green stockings.
On page 88, I don't like the green blanket.
On page 89, I like hexagons, but not these ones.
On page 90, I like the monochromes.
On page 91, I don't like the fog.
On page 92, I don't like the view.
On page 93, I like the Pucci dress.
On page 94, I like the dog.
On page 95, I like Kate.
On page 96, I don't like the view.
On page 97, I like Brian's smile.
On page 98, I don't like the boat.
On page 99, I don't like the dead tree.
On page 100, I like the rabbits.
On page 101, I don't like the small lips.
On page 102, I don't like the cracked paint.
On page 103, I don't like the wooden bench.
On page 104, I don't like the eye patch.
On page 105, I like the chandelier.
On page 106, I don't like the cut flowers.
On page 107, I like the parrot.
On page 108, I like the fish.
On page 109, I like the sunset.
On page 110, I like the ice-cream cone.
On page 111, I like the flame.
On page 112, I don't like the legs.
On page 113, I like the beard.
On page 114, I like the clock.
On page 115, I like the posters.
On page 116, I like the glass beads.
On page 117, I don't like the cracks.
On page 118, I like the circle.
On page 119, I don't like the 80's camera.
On page 120, I like the wavy lines.
On page 121, I don't like the neon light.
On page 122, I don't like the crisscrossed lines.
On page 123, I like Battery Park.
On page 124, I like the purple paint.
On page 125, I like the funny sign.
On page 126, I like the giant eyes.
On page 127, I like the blue sky.
On page 128, I like the sparkly earrings.
On page 129, I like the circles.
On page 130, I don't like not understanding.
On page 131, I like the ghetto blasters.
On page 132, I like the face.
On page 133, I like the forest.
On page 134, I don't like the bald baby monster.
On page 135, I like the dildo.
On page 136, I like the posters.
On page 137, I like the red dots.
On page 138, I like Nan.
On page 139, I like Christian's nipples.
On page 140, I like the Mondrian.
On page 141, I like the straw fan.
On page 142, I like the two noses.
On page 143, I don't like the tentacles.
On page 144, I don't like the trainers.
On page 145, I don't like the Venetian blinds.
On page 146, I like the tulips.
On page 147, I don't like the parquet flooring.
On page 148-149, I like the little eyes.
On page 150, I like the black and white rectangles.
On page 151, I like the green.
On page 152, I like the upside down painting.
On page 153, I like the black lines.
On page 154, I like the teardrops.
On page 155, I like the trestles.
On page 156, I like the blue sky.
On page 157, I like the tiny camera.
On page 158, I like the stage set.
On page 159, I don't like the long hair.
On page 160, I like the air conditioning unit.
On page 161, I like the dog.
On page 162, I like the aluminum foil.
On page 163, I like the cliff.
On page 164, I like the baby.
On page 165, I don't like the women's underwear.
On page 166, I like the glittery letters.
On page 167, I like the ceiling.
On page 168, I like the watch.
On page 169, I don't like the electronics or the plastic bag.
On page 170, I don't like the bathing suit.
On page 171, I like the knees.
On page 172, I like the bird.
On page 173, I don't like the ochre paint.
On page 174, I don't like the dental work.
On page 175, I like the forest.
On page 176, I don't like the ostrich.
On page 177, I don't like the carnivorous plants.
On page 178-179, I like the pieces of wood.
On page 180, I like Big Dick Johnny.
On page 181, I like the blue lines.
On page 182, I like the cocktail party.
On page 183, I like the diamond shape.
On page 184, I like the round bushes.
On page 185, I don't like the big arch.
On page 186, I like the bears.
On page 187, I don't like the snake.
On page 188, I don't like the dead trees.
On page 189, I like the yellow spots.
On page 190, I like Bram Stoker's chair.
On page 191, I don't like the small houses.
On page 192, I like the spirals.
On page 193, I like the nail polish.
On page 194-195, I like the clean hair.
On page 196, I like the white dogs.
On page 197, I like the squiggly lines.
On page 198, I like the salad leaf.
On page 199, I like the black spots.
On page 200, I like the colored spots.
On page 201, I like the 8.
On page 202, I like the empty space.
On page 203, I like the Fendi boots.



Claude Closky, Paris, March 2006